Scorpio (Dark Humor)
Josh Ramsay could honestly teach a class about the history of sandpaper and I would take it
He could teach a class about the art of watching paint dry and I would take it.
“I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.” (…) “I would rather have a half assed version of a relationship with someone who I truly enjoy spending time that might not want to marry me or even “officially call me theirs” then a marriage proposal to someone that just looks good on paper.”
I can’t fucking sleep.